If you’re in a car called a MINI, and you can’t park in one spot, you’re a douche.
Mnemonics
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- Me: And THAT's how I remember numbers. My old lock's combination was "Moose? Nope! Cow."
- Her: Wow! Okay, so what's my birthday?
- Me: Well, it's 9-20, which makes P, N and S
- Me: ...
- Me: I'll never forget your birthday again! It's PENIS!
Who doesn’t sit next to their BABY!? I don’t even know whose baby this is. I’M GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS.
Well, THAT looks uncomfortable…
First trip to IHOP. Can I has two forks?
Ok. Seriously. Is Vassi selling fetish gear now? WTF is up with these weird-ass displays?
The irritations of being a wallflower
- Me: Emma Watson's going to be a manic pixie dreamgirl in this, isn't she?
- Emma Watson: I LOVE The Smiths!
- Me: *Sigh*
Double rainbow!
I bet living there is awesome.
Goslings!!!
