- Me: And THAT's how I remember numbers. My old lock's combination was "Moose? Nope! Cow."
- Her: Wow! Okay, so what's my birthday?
- Me: Well, it's 9-20, which makes P, N and S
- Me: ...
- Me: I'll never forget your birthday again! It's PENIS!
The irritations of being a wallflower
- Me: Emma Watson's going to be a manic pixie dreamgirl in this, isn't she?
- Emma Watson: I LOVE The Smiths!
- Me: *Sigh*